1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch, please.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: “Last time I had sex was actually afew months ago. Bad, he called me ‘Mommy.’”

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: “Hm…Kyrian from ‘Infinity.’”

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: “Ugh, neck kisses.”

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: “In public. No thank you.”

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: “The guy’s mom called right when I was climaxing.”

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: “Rough hands.”

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: “The sheets from the bed.”

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: “Handcuffs. They are sturdy and you know that they can’t get away.” *winks.*

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: “Damn…confidence.”

11: Top or bottom? “Top. No questions asked.”

12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________: “We were about to have sex in his parent’s car, but then we caught his parents in the car.”

14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?: “I expect at least two.”

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: “My playgirl magazine I bought when I was a teenager.”

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: “Marie. ‘Cause of Marie Antoinette. Hahaha…die.”

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: “I dislike the taste in your mouth after, I like the way the person who is getting oral squirms.”

18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: “Uhm, roleplaying brother and sister. Nope.”

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]: “I haven’t and I don’t think I would. That would be a little awkward, no?”

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: “I prefer condoms, I don’t plan on getting pregnant soon.” (ooc; *COUGH.*)

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?: “My English teacher in University.”

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: “Strawberries since they are my favorite fruit.”

23: How big is too big (peniswise): “Ahahahaha.” *laughs.*

24: One sexual thing you would never do: “Anal. No thank you.”

25: Biggest turn on: “Stubble..wait no…their voice when they just wake up.”

26: Three spots that drive you insane: “My neck, shoulder and thighs.”

27: Worst possible time to get horny: “Client meetings.”

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: “I love when a guy is vocal. It makes me feel that I am doing what I do right.”

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: “Dressing up. The outfit gets ruined.”

30: How much fapping is too much fapping: “Uhm…fapping?”

31: Best sexual complement you ever got: “I make a cute face when I climax.”

32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: “I..OH…well..bald.”

33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: “…Nut?”

34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”: “If they watch Moulin Rouge with me, we are fucking.”

35: What your favorite part of your body: “The..uhm..V. Like the v-line men have near their happy trail. There.”

36: Favorite foreplay activities: “Play fighting.”

37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]: “Love > Sex.”

38: What do you wear to bed?: “Uhm, usually my nightgown.”

39: When was the first time you masturbated: “This questions are pretty personal, huh? When I was 15.”

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?: “No. Never. Never ever.”

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?: “No.”

42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?: “NO.”

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?: “No I haven’t had a threesome, but I would be up for one.”

44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?: “Wow, really personal.” *laughs awkwardly.* “End of a hairbrush?”

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?: “Oh my god. No. No, thank you.”

46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?: “Sounds like fun.”

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?: “Ohayoo Ohio by Pink Martini.”

48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?: “Just being close?”

49: Most attractive celebrity?: “Craig Ferguson.”

50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?: “Not really. Just never interested me.”

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now: “…Uhm 6…maybe 8 months.” *winces.*

52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?: “If they did, they would be dead.”

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?: “Dirty talk.”

54: Do you have stretch marks?: “N-No!”

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?: “Sh-Shut up!”

56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?: “I am NOT talking about the stretch marks on my breast! Go away!”

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not): “I mean…I like pleasing my partner. I don’t mind it if the sex is good.”

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?: “My Dinosaur has them, so I like them.”

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?: “I would feel a bit nervous…”

60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?: “Syrup! Sticky feelings in the wrong place.”

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?: “Not really.”

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?): “Just a simple egg vibrator.”

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?: “Sure. I have nothing to hide from him.”

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?: “Yes.”

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?: “…Ugh. Pornstar?”

66: Do you watch porn?: “Not really, I read.”

67: How small is too small?: “4 inches.” *shudders.*

68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?: “Once by one of my co-workers because I said I like being dominant.”

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?: “Rex. It meant a lot.”

70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?: “Again, I have nothing to hide from them.”

71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?: “I get a little parinoid…I wear a lot of skirts, so guys who look up skirts.”

72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?: “A slight problem yes. I don’t want to pull away and have enough hair in my mouth to make a wig.”

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?: “No, thank you.”

74: Booty or Boobs?: “Booty?”

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?: “Why would I NAME my penis.”

76: Have you ever been on an official date?: “Yes, of course! Tons!”

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?): “I would never do that…that’s just…terrible.”

78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?: “Paris.”

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?): “NO.”

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?: “They only had sex like once..ever…so…yeah.”

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina: “…It looked sort of like a limp microphone…”